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1. Photomanips = still not art

2. Must hire a hacker to eradicate XNAlara from the face of the Earth for ever

3. Must stop letting deviations pile up because it means I only see more of 1 and 2 - bad for blood pressure

4. What has become of blood pressure medication? What? What??

5. Really should start drawing again

6. Found it.
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Love Affair

1 min read
Oh Lasso Tool, I misjudged you.  Run away with me forever.  Oh thick-ink lines and flat colors, you are the pieces I've been missing all my life.  Run away with me and be my loves and together, we will get a bigger tablet and I can labor under the delusion of doing something productive.
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PSA

2 min read
Hi.  Yeah, I know I haven't uploaded anything in a while.  Know why? Because I'm actually DRAWING things.  And COLORING them.  And INKING them.  And doing a whole bunch of other stuff that it seems some people on this site don't know anything about.

I may not be the very best artist in the world.  Not even close.  But I am enough of an artist to know that it doesn't take any talent to post a screencap on this site and call it art.

SCREENCAPS ARE NOT ART.  Anyone who posts a screencap of a cartoon, movie or video game to their gallery and has the gall to call it "photography" is something called--say it with me now--a HACK.  

People who ALTER preexisting screencaps and try to pass it off as art are even worse than hacks.  I won't go into specifics because the words I would use are not polite.

The short stack:

People who post screencaps as "art" = lazy

People who alter screencaps and claim it's "art" = lazy AND stupid

So if that's your idea of "art", get the hell off this "art" site and stop wasting everyone's time! Act like you've got some god damn sense, people.  Damn.
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theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

For everyone who's jizzing over "Eclipse" coming out soon, allow me to introduce you to "Pants". *^_^*

Have fun!
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Reanimated

3 min read
All right.

It has taken me days--

--days--

but I have finally--

--finally--

--cleared my sadly neglected, glutted, choked inbox, full of messages and pictures and things I haven't paid the proper attention to for far too long--

--to zero.

Next, I would like to locate my old Wacom tablet, or maybe--just maybe--even treat myself to a new one.

I would like to flex my fingers and create a new DeviantID, because those ought to reflect the climate anyway and it'll be good practice.  And then...

...we'll begin again.

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